News to some, Redundant for others...

I know I've told some of you (who read this) about this already, but I know the others will highly enjoy it, too...

I've been a dreamin' machine this week! A few nights ago I had a dream that someone was trying to kill me (and someone else we know, I can't remember who it was, though). It was a sniper who had a team that would call my cell phone and tell me to move a little to the right or left... Obviously I was way smarter than that and would move the other direction. +10 smart points for Abigail.

On Monday night I had a dream that a lot of my friends (that should read "us") and I were living in a beach-front dorm. We were watching the water and the moon when the moon was suddenly pulled down (veeeeeery quickly) by some weird force. Then we all realized that the ocean was pouring over an edge. Like any typical horror movie, we all ran inside and upstairs. Smart, huh? (-5 smart points for Abigail). While waiting for something to happen, I wondered if I had time to use the bathroom. I walked out into the hallway and peeked through the blinds to see how quickly the edge of the ocean was approaching, only to see that our building was about to be sucked into the mysterious pit. My first instinct was to hold my nose to be ready for the underwater experience. To my surprise, there was no current at the bottom of the pit, just a bunch of people swimming around and not being freaked out. Awesome? Maybe. During the whole dream I kept thinking "this is just like the plot of [a non-existent horror movie that I made up]." I need to send that idea to M. Night Shamalamadingdong, or Alfred Hitchcock. Wait...

+25 awesome dream points for Abigail.

I'm still looking for jobs. I'm sooooooooooooooo tired of putting in all of my information and forwarding and re-forwarding my resume and typing up new cover letters for employers who NEVER call me back. It seems like the biggest waste of time, and I'm so sick of effing spam jobs and being directed to other websites that want my personal information. It shouldn't be this hard to get through to some employers. I have management experience! I stayed at one job for 9 years! I have a FREAKIN' degree! Hire me already! I'm probably way better than that jerk that you hired straight out of high school, and I'm probably way more worth the money you're giving them. Seriously.